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Where it all began — a church Christmas show
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International Horn Entertainer
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International Horn Entertainer
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Television appearances across the globe
25 horns. One body. Good luck.
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Then hover over the horns25 chromatically tuned bulb horns, custom-built by a German horn maker, strapped to every available body part. Armpits. Knee pits. Neck pit. Shins. Places you didn't know had pits.
The pitches aren't arranged low to high or left to right. That would be too easy. Instead, harmonies are strategically placed across the body — thirds on opposing limbs, fifths between an armpit and a shin, full chords that require bending in ways no chiropractor would approve of.
The result? A left elbow and a right knee can nail a perfect interval. A belly squeeze paired with a neck dip lands a major chord. It's part music theory, part yoga, and part controlled chaos.
TV appearances, show clips, and fan-favorite moments
Dave turned the horn experience into an iPhone app. Tap the horns on screen to honk them yourself, or let the app play songs automatically. Line up multiple phones and they sync together — soprano, alto, and bass — to play full arrangements like Jingle Bells.
"Incredible!"
"Dave the Horn Guy was THE highlight of the evening. He had our crowd of 15,000 going absolutely crazy!"
"Dave blew us away (pun intended). The audience went wild and we've already rebooked him."
"One of the most unique and entertaining acts I've seen in 30 years in this business."
"Dave the Horn Guy was the best act we've ever had at our event. Period."
"The kids absolutely loved it. Educational, inspiring, and hilariously entertaining."
"What an incredible talent! Our guests at the Magic Castle were mesmerized."
"Disney audiences are tough. Dave had them eating out of his hand."
"An amazing performer. The students were engaged, laughing, and inspired."
"Incredible!"
"Dave the Horn Guy was THE highlight of the evening. He had our crowd of 15,000 going absolutely crazy!"
"Dave blew us away (pun intended). The audience went wild and we've already rebooked him."
"One of the most unique and entertaining acts I've seen in 30 years in this business."
"Dave the Horn Guy was the best act we've ever had at our event. Period."
"The kids absolutely loved it. Educational, inspiring, and hilariously entertaining."
"What an incredible talent! Our guests at the Magic Castle were mesmerized."
"Disney audiences are tough. Dave had them eating out of his hand."
"An amazing performer. The students were engaged, laughing, and inspired."
Where it all began — a church Christmas show
Custom horn creations for events, awards, and unforgettable crowd moments
A custom horn encased in three sound-proof plexiglas boxes, laser engraved for the CEO or most valued employee.
Horns with your company logos attached to mini parachutes, dropped from above into the crowd.
Custom horns stamped with your company logo for every attendee. The ultimate takeaway.